Stop all presses! Untamed are in 1st Place!
Dam! My soccer team the Untamed is in the top position at the moment! This is unbelievable! We went from the worst team at the bottom of the standings 4 years ago and now we are at the top! This is a team started by a group of womyn who never played, did not know the rules, who barely comprehend off sides still today, and were terribly out of shape. Now the team is the top in a league full of pony tailled 20 year old amazons! Only 2 goals scored against us! Lets just say that yours truly’s obsession with keeping the ball away from the goalie is paying off! It is great to focus on one thing - a round white bouncy thing. Very zen really!
