Boots and Boobies!
Last night my inbox received 8 or so spno-data list messages from Roni Summers Wickens. She has been struggling with breast cancer for the past couple of years, and it was rough. It is probably the only thing that could slow that woman down, and it did. Then suddenly there she is, resurfacing with a million emails trying to figure out the new statistical data package the SPNO acquired and to get her new laptop operating while recuperating from breast removal surgery.
She underwent a hellish chemotherapy. To cheer her up, her husband purchased her the mostest sexiest pair of boots, and many lascivious and sexy stories followed. Roni has a hot marriage! Imagine a gorgeous 43 year old fit babe from Quinte showing up in tight fitting jeans, spiked knee high leather boots with henna patterns on her bald scalp for chemo in rural Ontario.
But then stuff happened after chemo and the breasts had to go. She talked to me a bit about sex and breasts, the foreplay, nipple tugging fun things we like to do and how a mate’s habits lead his hands to that region of your body and how that has to change, and you change. Seems that now she has quite the boot collection and her love life remains all steamy. Her staff had a goodbye boobie party for her, apparently made a spectacular plaster body cast and gave her a very generous gift certificate to purchase a "pair of kick ass boots!"
So, when i get an email from Roni with questions like:
Does anyone remember where median family income by marital status was located? Is it possible that it came to us through those of you that participated in the data liberation stuff? Specifically looking for 2001 median family income of female led lone parent families and median family income of male led lone parent families for the following geographies…
I know that the universe if back in alignment, I get a really big fabulous grin and it makes me cry!
